NEW YORK—Expressing a deep sense of relief upon learning that one of the most persistent and insidious prejudices in human history was not real, local Jewish man Dan Applebaum was reportedly reassured Friday after being told antisemitism doesn’t exist. “Wow, this is a huge weight off my chest,” Applebaum said…
Palestinian Man Reassured After Being Told “God Said Eye For An Eye”
Palestinian Man reassured after being told Israel are actually the good guys as he inhales freshly deployed white phosperous next to a leveled hospital.