Detectives are investigating after a skydiver was found dead in the front yard of a residence near an airpark in Florida, authorities said Saturday.
A man outfitted in parachute attire and gear was located just before 12:30 p.m. on the lawn of a home in Titusville, about 50 miles east of Orlando, police said in a statement. The Titusville Fire Department responded and said the man was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police on Monday identified the victim as 69-year-old Frederick C. Morello, of Ormond Beach, CBS affiliate WKMG reported.
Dressing up as a skydiver and dying on a lawn would be a brilliant prank to play if you knew Miss Marple was coming to town.
You still need the ‘bag of bones’ look.
The video shows someone from the skydiving center removing the parachute from the scene, but doesn’t make it clear if that’s before or after the paramedics clear the scene.
A bit strange if somebody came to take the parachute but left the guy in the yard.
Gotta hide the evidence that the equipment wasn’t properly maintained, I suppose.
Exactly
Video here. It cuts before he “lands”. He was moving fast even with the chute deployed.
Well, the headline definitely makes it sound like the chute wasn’t open.
" Police are still not releasing what caused that hard landing."
I’m going to take a guess and say the ground. A damn near 70 year old hit the ground at that speed. Imagine the aftermath. Guts and skin everywhere.
Human bodies splatter less than you think, more akin to dropping a sausage on the floor. It bounces, and a piece or two might disconnect, but “guts and skin everywhere” is more a traumatic car accident thing.
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This is why I’d rather skydive than bungee jump. If it goes badly, lights out rather than horrible-life-altering injury.
Both of those reasons are why I choose to stay on the ground.
And definitely not below the ground either
Rather die skydiving than spelunking, amirite?
Or in a submarine
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I came into this world from a broken rubber, I certainly ain’t leaving it because of one! /boomerhumor
You sure about that
Holy shit
fucking"hard landing" indeed…
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this as a headline before. Has it mostly been suppressed in the past? The article itself acknowledged that EMTs have certainly seen skydiver deaths.
I mean, there’s a whole song about this by The Weather Girls. This has clearly been a problem since the 1980’s.
youuuuuu motherfucker
If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all
Well, except for this one, apparently
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Don’t they find the cocaine bear guy dead in a driveway from skydiving?
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What’s a nearly 70 year old dude doing skydiving?
He found an alternative to criticizing others’ life choices on the internet.
Living his life to the fullest, why not skydive if you’re physically/mentally well at 70? Not like you have a lot left to live for that you need to be risk-averse
He doesn’t seem so physically well now though
We all die, you have the choice of it being potentially sudden during an activity or prolonged on a hospital death bed
Going out with not a whimper, but a ban… err splat
