• Unaware7013@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…

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      1 year ago

      Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

      Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.

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      1 year ago

      2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…