When my cat tried to fight those beetles (a relaxed, orange cat is pictured and labeled “my dumb cat.”)

Date: last tuesday Location: The living room Result: Strategic beetle victory

Belligerents: my cat, some random beetles that got in the house

Commanders and leaders: Mars the cat, the one beetle with the spots

Strength: 1 cat, probably like 3-4 beetles idk

Casualties and losses: dignity, 1 beetle got squashed