“Get ready to not freak out. On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:20 p.m. ET, every TV, radio and cellphone in the United States should blare out the distinctive, jarring electronic warning tone of an emergency alert.”

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    1 year ago

    I heard if you don’t start furiously fellating an effigy of president bidet, you will receive a 5g covid pegging.