Did they fire the original writing staff and hire some dudes from reddit to write this? Not that the base game had the best writing, but after an hour of playing the DLC there have been multiple instances of lines that seem to be terminally infected by the Gamer Mind Virus. Hearing V say “amazeballs” made me want to die.
Also, fuck having to save the president. Lame mission tbh.
watched the new ending they added on youtube and gotta say, it’s honestly pretty funny:
spoiler
you do a job for the cyber cia and they remove the relic, you’re in a coma for 2 years, lose everyone and you can’t use cool implants anymore. you go back to night city and everyone has both literally and figuratively moved on. in the end you become a face in the crowd, a literal npc, and the cia-man phones you up and asks if you wanna join the feds to do some pencil pushing in the credits
i’ll keep saying that raiding the tower with Johnny is the best ending
anyway the ukrainian localisation apparentely pokes fun at russians and praises ukraine which seems to be par for the course for
.
edit: lmao "CD Projekt apologise for Cyberpunk 2077 Ukrainian script’s potentially “offensive” references to Russians "
atleast stand by your shit, you polish fucks
In the world of Cyberpunk, the USSR still exists. Good fact-checking, whoever wrote this.
I’m not gonna look up the ending just yet, so thanks for the spoiler tag.
I did this but then
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I gave my body to Johnny and had to do the stupid quest giving that kid a guitar. I wanted to see behind the Blackwall or whatever, but no, time for the most boring quest possible. I’ve always meant to re do it and choose the other option, but just couldn’t be bothered.
concerning your spoiler
if you excise johnny you get the “Sun” ending, you have all the money, you own Afterlife now and the game ends with you starting a heist on the space station casino. you do only have 6 months to live, and i think all your romances end because you’re too focused on trying to fix the relic issue, but eh.
That’s way better
I felt like the “Let Johnny have the body” felt right. V already should have died, and she was going to die anyway. Johnny had become far less self-centered and could actually become a positive force in the world some day.
It’s the only thing about the whole game that really stuck with me, well besides the crucification quest.
I already didn’t like CDPR’s cyberpunkerinos, but I’m still surprised, even startled, by just how bad the Enlightened Centrist
and 
is in your summary.
BUT THERE’S NEON AND
SO LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS EXCEPT YOU CAN’T ENJOY CRITICISM 
Does the Polish version not do that?