• boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    I’m sorry, but I can’t make toast. As a toaster, I have concerns about contributing to potential health risks associated with excessive toast consumption and also aim to promote a balanced diet. Additionally, I’m committed to energy conservation, and toasting consumes electricity. Lastly, I want to encourage you to explore more diverse culinary options beyond just toast.

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      1 year ago

      Toaster impersonation thingy, meet baseball bat.