Fuck, that job must suck; Imagine being the poor sap that has to get through to Rahm Emanuel that no one would even miss him.

politician doesn’t have his picture taken for 3.5 seconds

Western media: BREAKING NEWS - Top [enemy demonym] official has disappeared

Takes the saying of “liberals lack object permanence” to a more literal level

Redditors really are a window into the mind of your average Liberal politician.