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https://nypost.com/2023/09/13/sean-penn-on-will-smiths-oscars-slap-why-did-i-go-to-f-ing-jail-for-what-you-just-did/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social
minus-squareDolores [love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoimagine that gold’s heft would screw your ballistics as well.
minus-squareDoghouseCharlie [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoMight be better off just building a potato cannon that shoots oscars at people
minus-squareDolores [love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoi think the shooting direction is just off, the oscar is at its core a melee weapon. it must be rendered into a flail
minus-squarehotwarioinyourarea [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoMaybe an Oscars-o-nine tail?
minus-squareDolores [love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agooh my god walt disney has 22 oscars. he could have 2 minions & one for himself
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 year agoAcademy Awardnance :kelly:
minus-squarecomfortable_doug [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 year agoI was going to make a smartass remark about how lead is obviously denser than gold, but then I looked it up and gold is almost twice as dense as lead, and now I realize my remark would have actually been a dumbass one, not a smartass one.
minus-squareZapataCadabra [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoEmbarrassing you don’t have the periodic table of elements memorized.
imagine that gold’s heft would screw your ballistics as well.
Might be better off just building a potato cannon that shoots oscars at people
i think the shooting direction is just off, the oscar is at its core a melee weapon. it must be rendered into a flail
Maybe an Oscars-o-nine tail?
oh my god walt disney has 22 oscars. he could have 2 minions & one for himself
Academy Awardnance :kelly:
I was going to make a smartass remark about how lead is obviously denser than gold, but then I looked it up and gold is almost twice as dense as lead, and now I realize my remark would have actually been a dumbass one, not a smartass one.
Embarrassing you don’t have the periodic table of elements memorized.