We’re basically surrounded by Koala assassins pinning their killings on humans.
You bring up an excellent point. The most terrifying answer to the original question “what crime scene has both?” is:
All of them. Every one.
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You laugh, but those guys can get violent… I remember when I moved in to my current house, there’s a gum tree outside in my backyard, with a family of koalas. The amount of times I got woken up by their shrieking was unreal. Those guys are like banshees when they’re going at it. It’s basically mating and brawling at the same time.
I don’t hear much of them anymore, but that’s not surprising - one of them appears to have disappeared.
Drop bears are the ones that escaped the labs, right?
Nah, those are the ones that decided it wasnt enough to be the abuser in an abusive relationship and it was time to take their anger out on other species.
Probably happened in the Coca Koala factory.
I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.
Just a normal day in Australia
Wellllll lots of them have Chlamydia right? So I’m guessing sex crimes :p
Love to read a fun fact that if you thought about it any more than not at all would tell you that no evidence can be derived from fingerprints
koala burglar that makes off with the Fort Knox of eucalyptus leaves and frames a hapless human
The Killer Koala Association (formerly known as Drop Bear Ltd) doesn’t like your questions.
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I always knew that Kwicky bastard was up to no good.
This kind of crime scene
Suace: HxH
