The most solemn and important thing a liberal can do is “accept responsibility.”

What does this mean? I have a little guide, if you also wish to accept responsibility.

1. Say you are responsible.
2. Allow the public vitriol to pile up on your most recent tweet that you leave up for a few days.
3. Proceed to do whatever you wanted to do that maximally conveniences or enriches you.

In the paid version of my guide I also give tips on how you can perform advanced maneuvers like claim that actually you’re the victim. You can check it out here.