She asked me if I’d still lover her if she turned i to a tree. I asked if she’d leaf me for some other tree dude in that situation. She said no, probably not. I said probably not? So there’s a chance? If there’s a chance I’d rather cut you down and turn you i to shelving for my video game collection.

And now she’s mad at me despite me showing her plans of some lovely styles of shelves I’d turn her into. I need you, chapos, to send me girl-friendly shelves because apparently being able to contain over 150 Sega Saturn games isn’t enough for her.

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    1 year ago

    YTA, she wouldn’t be able to stop other tree dude from pollinate her and viceversa, you are being tree-phobic