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For once I’m hoping this is a
honeypotThe only adults on Roblox are parents and pedophiles
17+
17+
Adults
Pick one…
Not old enough to die for your country but just old enough to die in the basement of a Roblox predator.
Exec: “Our users are aging, how do we keep them from aging out of our game?”
Other exec: “Sex”
‘how about we make a swear word button in game and have gritty torture scenes’
Prestige
TVObbys.Dark and sinister acoustic reprise of It’s Raining Tacos performed by Limp Bizkit
Why does Shitty Minecraft need a dating feature?
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHITTY MINECRAFT NEED A MOTHERFUCKING DATING FEATURE?!
As a technology, Roblox is actually impressive, it’s not shitty Minecraft you can make some sophisticated stuff without a lot of work, the tooling is decent and can be learned by a beginner. Source: my kid plays it and has enlisted my help occasionally making stuff in the studio
If they’re young, keep a close eye on their activities, especially over discord. And you should definitely check out the several documentaries by People Make Games of child labor exploitation and grooming in Roblox dev.
https://youtu.be/_gXlauRB1EQ?si=-wblBzeqNk_v8ZU5 https://youtu.be/vTMF6xEiAaY?si=7vFrxMEb4YK-DJAa
The tooling is made to be usable by children so that makes sense. I think a big part of TikTok’s success has been the intensely superior mobile interface for multi-track video editing which has since been cloned by dozens of successful apps. It’s incredible what some clever design can do. Now if only we could get capitalists to stop using clever design to manipulate people we’d be set.
Phantom Forces is better than Call of Duty
verified 17+
when you’re out of marketing ideas, it never hurts to just start selling your minor users’ info
I know someone irl who made money from making Roblox sex mods and then they got banned (for selling Roblox sex mods) and couldn’t retrieve a load of the money they made.
I don’t hang out with them anymore and neither do any of my friends after it turned out that they were a massive racist though. They were a complete creep of a guy through and through.
Roblox sex mods
they ARE BLOCKS they can’t have COCKSFrom the way he described it, he like modeled BDSM chairs and other sex props and like stripper dance emotes and stuff, idk really. I remember finding it really weird at the time because me and my bff and another friend were on a discord VC at the time playing TF2 and then he just joined and started talking about how he got banned for making Roblox sex mods
Basically all three of us were just sitting there slowly going
together as he kept talkingnothing gets me
like 6 rectangles with a :) on it stripping
They don’t but you can create models that have custom shapes. The blocky nature of is just the template. There are games that are nothing but custom meshes that are exported from other engines - some of them straight up look like CoD with 60% of the graphics
Roblox users age 17+
Hope all 12 of them can find love
Wow, this is the worst idea I’ve heard this week
When I was a kid, people would buy exploits that let you execute sex animations inside games. It was funny because I was a kid, but knowing that Roblox is now actively encouraging adults to date on a children’s game is
combine that with the PMG reports about developer exploitation and CSA, it’s no wonder it’s valued so highly by fintechWell, you all can make fun of it all you want, but my wife’s boyfriend set up my Roblox account so I can play the 17+ games and he even bought me Robux so I could give my character a sword. Sounds to me like you’re all jealous.
???
???I’m sure the cishet guys on there will ridiculously outnumber cishet women, more than in normal dating apps lmfao
The revolutionary tribunal will decide their fates
me thinking about how cool roblox would be if nationalized in a utopian communist society
every easter egg hunt event will have a map the size of breath of the wild
