I know 99% it’s a prank

1% chance it was a calculated hit

my worst fear is ending up on tic tok

Then I was sprayed in the face with a bottle of seltzer, and then one assailant pulled a twenty-foot-long chain of handkerchiefs out of my nose and they all started running into each other and then all ten of them climbed into a tiny car and drove away

Flashbacks to when they made me do the milkboy dance.

This is definitely someone posting their pie fetish fantasy.

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Time to search for some face pies on tiktok

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I too wish to feel the playful, light nudge of pie

Here’s the video

Noël Godin style

Teens now engaging in a terrifying and even more dangerous version of the game “knockout” - details at eleven