I once heard a guy refer to cows as having two states of mind:
“Oooh, what is that?” And “AHHH WHAT IS THAT??!!??”
Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please
I have no real experience with bulls or goats, but based on what I’ve seen online, my impression is that bulls are pissed at everyone and willing to kill whoever is in their way at the moment, but they’ll keep moving eventually. I feel like goats will each pick one person in particular, blame that person for everything that has ever gone wrong in their life, and beat on them relentlessly until they no longer exist, such that you, broken and bruised, manage to escape, catch a bus back to your hotel, gather your belongings, take a cab to the airport, fly home, take another cab to your house, and while you are fumbling with your keys at your front door, out of nowhere comes the goat ready to continue your beating.
Cows are just big dogs that you can drink from.
Some animals are more equal than others.
Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are