I don’t even remember the specific thread, but one time I read about an updated zoomer-era version of Full Metal Jacket where the main character was named Private Jokerfied.
I still find that funny, smile and chuckle and all, and I can’t make it not-funny so I just roll with it.
I looked for it for like 20 minutes with numerous search parameters. That sucks because it had the stillsuit nose things, the blue eyes, and everything. Wish I could find it again.
Alas… Thank you for looking
This one? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/240/433/ae3