First frame: A bad ass motherboard struts down a street boasting of it’s boot times. An M2 drive pokes out from it’s side

Second frame: a hand places text “a 64 character LUX encryption” the mobo looks puffed and annoyed

Third frame: an octipi monster of HDD and sata cables, labeled RAID, chases the mobo; it is seen looking scared and crying “no nono, not my boot times”

true story