Ahoy, me hearties!
Listen well, me brethren! I’ve just acquired a fine NAS, and I be lookin’ to bolster our magnificent pirate community by sharing me digital plunder far and wide. But alas, it’s come to me attention that the uploads on all me torrents be as small as a speck of sand on the ocean floor, or worse, a big fat zero!
Now, I beseech ye, me shipmates, lend me yer wisdom. How can I fortify our pirate brotherhood? What be the proper settings for me NAS? Be there any trusty trackers or tools to help me upload and distribute the most crucial booty to aid our cause on the high seas?
Speak up, ye seasoned scallywags, and together we shall chart a course toward a stronger, more formidable pirate crew! 🏴☠️🦜⚓
It’s my booty and I’ll keep it to me self!!
Spoken with the spirit of a genuine sea rover, me matey, but listen here, we must band together as brethren to stand strong against the mighty organizations that threaten our way of life on the vast and treacherous ocean!
The one piece is mine and you’ll have to fight me for it.
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If no one seeds… then logically no one can leech. Seeding is what keeps torrents alive.
Damn dude, that sarcasm flew right over your head, didn’t it?
Sarcasm is pretty hard to detect. I know it’s not as fun, but adding /s helps readers get the intent ;)