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A beautiful arrest. Some people are saying it’s the most, you know my uncle is cop, and he says, he’s a decorated cop, he said to me at the White House, the now stolen White House, the huge steal, he says it’s just beautiful. You know they took my measurements… just perfect, everyone’s saying it, a man’s man. 6’3” 215. Just imagine that. The law man, gotta love them, said I was in the best shape he’s ever seen.
You know they took my measurements
Achshually, they didn’t. According to ABC Live, they sent in the measurements for a speedier booking process because you know measuring height and weight can take upto a full minute.
Look, folks, I’ve always been the most honest guy you’ve ever seen, believe me. They measured my height, which is a tremendous height, by the way, very impressive. People say I’m the tallest, and they measured my weight, which is perfect, just perfect. Nobody has a better weight than me, it’s tremendous. But you know, the fake news, they’re always spreading lies. They say, “Oh, he’s not that tall, oh, he weighs more.” Total lies, folks. They’re just jealous of my incredible measurements. So let me tell you, I’ve got the best height and weight, and nobody can dispute that.
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He’s definitely more than 215 lbs. Dude’s 6’3" and a chunker. He’s easily pushing 240 lbs or he’s not 6’3".
This is my first comment in the fediverse. I want to point out that I am a 6’4" man who at my heaviest was 245lbs and I did not look any where near as grotesque as this man. He’s most definitely 250lbs+ possibly pushing 300lbs.
This is my first comment in the fediverse.
Welcome! I hope you like it!
Everyone knows 6’3 is 6’1 in guy inches
Both of those can be true.
Yeah, they can be, but not this time.
Commenter in another thread mentioned that booking typically just takes the weight and height listed on the driver’s license. Unsure if true, but plausible source of that obviously false number.
You love to see it
What does this mean? Will be be in jail? What’s next ?
