Hope she was in her final year of highschool…
She’s sad because the coke went flat.
Isn’t that the worst?
Replace it with whiskey and it’s pretty real for a lot of people.
If you wake up like this, you’re doing something way wrong. Also, anyone that’s waking up and facing a 2L of bottle soda isn’t going to look even remotely slender like this…
Diet soda exists.
Oooh…that’s so much healthier. Really got me on that one. It’s not like it’s linked to weight gain as it makes you more addicted to sugar, nor does it fuck with your gut health. Nope. No sirie. Sounds healthy AF. You sir, have got things figured out.
I’m here to provide some life advice for your kind.
Advice: You’re an idiot. It’s better say nothing than remove all doubt.
I have no doubts about you.
Ooookay, great advice there Bob. Thanks? I guess?
You keep speaking. It’s not making you sound any smarter.
I am detecting a willful ignorance, so you’ve got that going for you. You could run as a Republican!
Lol okay. Not really sure why your so jaded mate. Because I said soda is bad? Or because i was too sardonic in regards the guy’s retort that “diet soda exists” as if that somehow made this whole “drinking soda in the morning” thing any better?
