Why have I been constipated for the last 4 days?
Because you’re full of shit. Trust me, I know plenty about being full of shit
Have you peed in the waterfall?
No, I shit in it instead
Wow, very powerful, but it’s what I’d expect from the guy who has made the 4th highest number of games ever.
is it true you were the first video game composer to land on the moon
Correct, because I also invented the moon
I also saw Hbomb’s recent video. :tofu-cool:
I am going to sue him for libel once I get enough lawyers together to come up with a reason why I can do that
…but you made the video mister Tallarico, how can you sue him for your work
:walter-breakdown:
Why’d you stop calling into the CUPodcast?
they saw me pee
How many of your Guinness records are you usually carrying with you at any given time?
None. I paid my intern to go find me some homeless guy who I pay $3/hour to carry them around for me. He usually hauls around all 18 of them
Is your mum very proud?
It’s hard to tell, she is 6 feet under
Is you’re mom very proud that you composed this?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4&t=3s
mom’s always proud of me as long as I keep sending the checks on a regular basis
/unbit it’s been like 3 hours and i still can’t get over just how bad that is. what the actual fuck am i listening to?
It sounds better if you change the instrument and add some ambient synth in the background https://youtu.be/9oByTUQjCFg?t=17
Some suspect that it’s because the original “composer” didn’t tell them that horns are not the right instrument to hide the fact that he was lying about being deaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-En6wZOsm4k
But I figure a musical genius such as yourself would have been able to tell :very-smart:
What’s it like to be the first and only person in history to puff up your resume?
The sheer size of my immense brain knows know limits :galaxy-brain:
is it true you were the first person to beat superman in a fistfight?
No, superman blocked me on twitter after I showed him my collection of gas station knives
So what’s going on between you and Roblox? Have you had sex yet? The tension in the video could be cut with a knife.
My mind is being digitally uploaded into a call of duty clone made in roblox as we speak
when are you planning on running for president.
and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions
when are you planning on running for president.
why would I do that? I already am the president
and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions
my team of lawyers and PR people had to physically pin me down to stop me from answering this question honestly
Do you actually own that house or do you rent it when you get some money together so you can make weird promotional videos about how cool and successful you are.
The latter. My actual house is in one of those sheds in the Home Depot parking lot
Did AFM take video games live off the unfair list yet?
I am going to go on twitter to find a bunch of people who agree with me to tell me that you’re a nerd or something so I don’t have to internalize your criticism
So was it, “oof.”, “oof!”, or “oof?”
Like, was it an “oof?” of unexpected surprise that the thing happened and it hurt? An “oof!” of shock? Or just an “oof.” of minor inconvenience?
