Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, “Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?” I probably should’ve, but my sleep deprived brain told me, “Why don’t you try to sleep on it?” Pun intended.