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I can’t explain it, but this feels very Mitch Hedberg somehow.
Totally, same subverting the joke vibes
“Good, because I am one”
It’s the perfect pick-up line. If she says “yes”, you tell her that. If she says “ew”, you tell her that you have a small dick. Absolutely nothing can go wrong when you use this line.
Lol