UltraGiGaGigantic to shitpostingEnglish · 1 day agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.imagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down11
arrow-up142arrow-down1imageMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.UltraGiGaGigantic to shitpostingEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-224 hours agoTap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoDude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoOnly when I get excited
Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Only when I get excited