1. Bulbasaur (but it is so close because all three are good choices)
  2. Totodile (but IMO Chikorita gets too much hate)
  3. Torchic
  4. Fart monkey (Turtwig is nice too. Piplup is cute but turns into a monarchist)
  5. The hog, although Emboar should have been fire/dark.
  6. Chespin because I like pangolins but all the starters are kind of meh here.
  7. All three of these are perfect babies but I had to pick Rowlet because birb. Gen 7 is perfect, fuck you. Gamefreak make Decidueye competitive you cowards.
  8. All three are meh, Sword and Shield is blah.
  9. The zombie crocodile because he comes with a free bird in his final evo. All three are perfect babies though.

Yes I am a giant adult baby please roast me.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
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    6 hours ago

    Pokemon Scarlet and Pokemon Violet

    They look like ass sometimes (The Switch seems to have trouble with open world games. Maybe something to do with ram or memory or whatever) but if you can look past that, they’re a good time.