Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?
here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,
- Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
- U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
- Bluesky gets advertisements
- Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
- some sort of glass shortage
- coca cola gets in a lawsuit
- skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
- Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia
6·22 hours ago- Russia’s economy collapses
- China an the west try to push their preferred puppet into power in Russian power vacuum
- Libyan government overthrown backed by Turkey
- Khamenei dies (unnaturally probably)
- Turkey cracks down on the Kurds
- Taiwan’s position continues to become more precarious and loses US backing
- Mississippi water levels fall farther than ever leading to US misharvests and economic turmoil
- US continues its doom spiral