cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24940002
“One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online resume touts his work for Palantir,” per Wired, while another “who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024.” A copy of the latter’s resume include his summer internship with Musk’s Neuralink, alongside jobs as — we assure you that we are not joking — a camp counselor and bike mechanic.
Although both these tykes are ostensibly poised to rip and tear through America’s federal agencies, Wired declined to name them “because of their ages” — a somewhat baffling choice given that both appear to be of legal age. (And if they’re not, well, that’s a much bigger problem.)
Populating the OPM with naive-yet-loyal yes men seems to be a key strategy in Trump’s plan to drastically cut down the federal workforce.
A.J. Brown: Your first point there, the offence? I’m afraid I’m going to have to take it. Your second point, I’m 22, but item, it’s my birthday in nine days, so… if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait
-In The Loop
That was a little esoteric of a quote. In the movie, the British whip, I guess, is coming over for a meeting about a war committee. The British government wonk is in his 50s. He shows up to the meeting with his US counterpart and it is played by a young actor.
Another line from the movie: You know they’re all kids in Washington? It’s like Bugsy Malone, but with real guns.
Ianucci has drunk from the waters of prophecy