Confidential sources brought this image to my attention.
Analysis needed.
Tags: Trump; standing lessons
CW: Stormfront
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🎶DONNIE ARE YOU OKAY🎶
🎶WILL YOU TELL US🎶
🎶THAT YOU’RE OKAY🎶
🎶THERE’S A SIGN IN THE WINDOW🎶
🎶ELON STRUCK YOU🎶
🎶A CRESCENDO, DONNIE🎶
the horizon line isn’t level. rotate it and you’ll see Trump is the only one standing weird
also just noticed the air force guy doing the
lolNot to be a bubble burster, but that’s the appropriate way to stand at attention
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Smooth criminal
Is this loss?
Body language experts say Trump is privately grieving.
It’s loss.
The short king next to the stairs has so many medals he looks like Gaddafi.
Combination of heel lift, to look taller, and wearing a girdle to hide his gut, preventing an arched back. Plus he’s probably trying to drape his suit over his gut and puff his chest, kind of like sucking in.
this criminal is anything but smoothAhem.
Our Big Wet Boy is doing it without special shoes.
In the video, Jackson and the other dancers perform a lean that appears physically impossible. The dancers lean forward 45 degrees with their backs straight and feet flat on the floor, and hold the pose before returning upright. The lean moves the body’s center of mass further than it can support. The illusion was achieved using cables and a harness. In October 1993, Jackson’s team patented a method of performing the lean in concert using specially designed shoes that hook into pegs that rise from the stage. Even with the shoes, the move requires good athletic core strength.
How does he not fall over
Gavin’s finger.
i like melania’s fits
People* are saying it’s a fake Melania (i.e. body double).
*r*dditors
What do our analysts think?
I honestly didn’t even recognize her. I had to do a double take after I read that.
I do like her fits though.
She looks younger than she did four years ago
VERSAC.I.A.
some guy on the TrueAnon tip line said he does this because he’s wearing some sort of heel things to extend his height, take that as you will
Stander-in-chief o7
send his royal wetness back to standing lessons, pronto
Just how much does newsom’s head weigh?
ID on Trump’s boots?
What are thoooose
Trump in brown leather boots is crazy
why’s he got a pissflag on his hat?
I think it’s illegal, the flag has to be in blue white and red colors. Put this person in prison
