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Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.
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This is obviously a cover-up. The cops would have shot the rats otherwise.
So it’s not cocaine bear, but cocaine rats???
pigs vs rats, get ready to rumble
I’m not going to read any of this: but that title reads like cops using evidence for pleasure and blaming rats.
Could be both, cops are pissed that the rats are getting into the supply.
I had a much funnier image in my head, but you’re probably right.
Anal consumption of drugs works just fine, at least I can report it does with ecstasy and heroin. But it’s not polite at a party.
Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.
I read it, and it sure sounds exactly like what you’re saying.
I’d like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
I’d like to nominate those fuckin rats for second prize.
The Rat Lieutenant: Port of Call Houston
Houston Mayor John Whitmire says, “The rats are the only ones enjoying it.”
I 100% believe you, mayor, I absolutely do.
In theaters this summer: Cocaine Rats
I’d watch that.
the rats’ newfound vice has made them tougher than your average rodent.
