Geez you poor thing, you must be suffering

Looks absolutely awful. Next time you go somewhere this terrible let me know in advance as I’m calling dibs on the spot in your suitcase.

I’m sure you are suffering greatly. Take some medication for the pain.

I wonder how many people have pissed in that water?

Enjoy it anyway. 🍺

Oh, I am choking on the envy right now!

I’m so sorry.

Ooh nice!

Joke’s on you. It’s grey and cloudy here.

Way better than what you have!