People often shit themselves when they die… Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider

  • Qubbe@programming.dev
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    14 hours ago

    Since vampires no longer digest food it would seem that evacuating their bowels would be a practical event during their conversion. I agree this lore should be reflected upon more.

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      14 hours ago

      It’s actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.

      Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.

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      9 hours ago

      Why would it be “practical” to do it during the conversion?

      They could just go to the toilet like normal people (before or after).

      I mean, I don’t plan to eat anymore until tomorrow, therefore it’s practical that I shit myself now?