- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Celebratory cocaine
Diet Coke tastes like shit
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
That’s a real smile for once, it looks weird because he has wooden teeth.
Just wait until he gets his inaugural Big Mac.
Oh god Reddit and Lemmy must be seething right now. Delicious.
C’mon, diet Coke? Nobody enjoys that.
I hope your car slides off the road.
The old gang’s getting back together!
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
Pepsi is way better.
Yuck.
Black people told you
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby…
That’s why the guy put his right hand on the table… Prevent rumors.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
What if we put the stocks their trading as well?
We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.
Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.
Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.
Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.
We can’t have nice things.
Good points, thanks.
F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.