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I guess I was right in being suspicious of western urbanists who were always deafeningly silent on massive projects in China but won’t shut up for weeks about the Dutch king taking a bike-shaped shit. This is how they respond when they are forcibly confronted with the topic.
“China builds trains because The West won’t sell them wheels” is probably the funniest take I have ever heard
The Perfidious Yellow Claw of the Orient is too inscrutable to develop the technological knowledge to make Wheelcouldn’t figure out how to roll them, so we had to settle on making them levitate.