Beans whilst im showering, beans whilst im sleeping i just really like beans. im gonna put some beans in everyone’s mouths.
<< opens my mouth like a baby bird >>
Anyone who wouldn’t like my butter bean minestrone soup must have a broken tongue or something. I feel sorry for them.
I didn’t know I could like beans until I airfried them. The mushiness was a turnoff, but now they can be chewy or crunchy little morsels in so many different dishes!
Yesterday, I took some pre-cooked white beans from a jar, microwaved them with a bit of saltwater for like a minute, and threw them on top of a boring iceberg salad with just a mundane mustard dressing. Those beans pulled all of the weight to turn that from, well, a salad to me wanting to go for more.
So, I guess, I disagree. You really don’t need to know how to cook either.
We can include assembling ingredients as cooking, comrade.
Well, I guess, I took it as “cook well”, because the meme didn’t say “home-cooked food is fucking amazing”. So, if you’re able to prepare some other food, you’re probably able to microwave some beans.
