• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    “I shan’t mince words with you, I am challenging you to a duel!”

    “I accept.”

    “You don’t want time to think it over?”

    "No, no, I accept your challenge. What time were you thinking about dueling?

    “Any time is good, uh, you don’t have time, you’d have to get a gun”"

    “I have a gun right here. I even keep it loaded. You never know who’s going to walk in…” “Anyway how does noon sound? I’m gonna put one right between your teeth and it’s gonna pop out the back of your neck.”

    goddamn I love that lawyer character