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minus-squareHelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·5 days agoI think Trump will change his mind when he learns about French Canadians.
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-25 days agoOne of Trump’s advisors explaining Canada to him: “So, to begin with, Canada is very well-known for being near the top of the world in terms of number of French…” (Trump dozes off) (Trump waking up a while later) “…MAID’s, but despite this, Canadians continue to call for the relaxation of…” (Trump dozes off again) (his advisor wakes him) “Mr. President, did you catch all that?” Trump: “Canada has a lot of French maids, and Canadians like to call them when they need to relax. Sounds like me on a Saturday!” Advisor, biting lip: “Tsssshyeap, that’s totally what I said.”
I think Trump will change his mind when he learns about French Canadians.
One of Trump’s advisors explaining Canada to him:
“So, to begin with, Canada is very well-known for being near the top of the world in terms of number of French…” (Trump dozes off)
(Trump waking up a while later) “…MAID’s, but despite this, Canadians continue to call for the relaxation of…” (Trump dozes off again)
(his advisor wakes him) “Mr. President, did you catch all that?”
Trump: “Canada has a lot of French maids, and Canadians like to call them when they need to relax. Sounds like me on a Saturday!”
Advisor, biting lip: “Tsssshyeap, that’s totally what I said.”