When I was a little kid, I was legit worried my parents were going to get arrested for drinking and driving when I saw them drink a glass of water before we got in the car. They tried to explain it to me, but I just kept thinking that they were trying to trick me so I wouldn’t rat them out.

Luckily it’s only 18 here. They were tough times, but I do miss them in a way. The silly things my friends came up with to distract the guard at the stalls while I would sneak a sip from the toilet bowl.