Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoDoesn't cost muchfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1471arrow-down14
arrow-up1467arrow-down1imageDoesn't cost muchfiles.catbox.moeBlaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarekonalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·4 days agoDon’t put them too far away otherwise people might think the house is inhabited by two one legged amputees
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days ago“I’m sure they have plenty of good stuff to steal, with all that extra money they are saving on shoes!”
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoLol I never thought about this. An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg. “Hey dude what shoe size are you?” “11.5, why?” “No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoI’m going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don’t you mean “hops into a bar”?
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoHehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.
Don’t put them too far away otherwise people might think the house is inhabited by two one legged amputees
“I’m sure they have plenty of good stuff to steal, with all that extra money they are saving on shoes!”
Lol I never thought about this.
An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg.
“Hey dude what shoe size are you?”
“11.5, why?”
“No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”
I’m going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don’t you mean “hops into a bar”?
Hehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.