Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoDoesn't cost muchfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1471arrow-down14
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minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoLol I never thought about this. An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg. “Hey dude what shoe size are you?” “11.5, why?” “No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoI’m going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don’t you mean “hops into a bar”?
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoHehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.
Lol I never thought about this.
An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg.
“Hey dude what shoe size are you?”
“11.5, why?”
“No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”
I’m going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don’t you mean “hops into a bar”?
Hehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.