I’d say an average sized zucchini slathered in olive oil.

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    5 days ago

    Well now hold on. I have some questions before I commit.

    What part of this action is solving world hunger?

    Because it seems to me this feels like one of those fine print situations. You stick a bunch of giant painful humiliating shit in your ass, and a bunch of wealthy elite assholes laugh at your suffering. The next day you read that people are still starving in other countries.

    So you go and try to find out what the fuck is going on. That’s when you find out that the contract was only good for making sure that enough food for everyone on earth is PRODUCED. And it is. It always has been. Nothing in the contract states anything about that food then being evenly distributed.

    In essense, we’ve always made enough food, and then throw the bulk away. This whole big thing up your butthole contest was just a scheme by the the elite to laugh at plebs sticking bowling balls up their asses, and ripping their anus open. That’s their version of comedy central.