🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down153
arrow-up1502arrow-down1imageAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squaretetris11linkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 month agoSee a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month ago proceeds to squash him with her head
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoShe bought him with a rod of vibration
See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
“Gimme some forehead baby”
She bought him with a rod of vibration
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