I’m glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they’re not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn’t go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I’m in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I’m not sure how I’m meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I’ll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.
I paid for this last weekend when I had a terrible headache and cola-coloured pee after only a couple of drinks but nowhere near enough water, so I shall go forth and hydrate myself now, since sleep is not forthcoming - if I don’t stumble into anything in my living room… I crave instant noodles as well, though.
I’m glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they’re not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn’t go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I’m in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I’m not sure how I’m meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I’ll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.
Drink some water before you sleep. Your head and stomach will thank me tomorrow.
I paid for this last weekend when I had a terrible headache and cola-coloured pee after only a couple of drinks but nowhere near enough water, so I shall go forth and hydrate myself now, since sleep is not forthcoming - if I don’t stumble into anything in my living room… I crave instant noodles as well, though.
drink lots of water, have a vit b, have a snack, and watch some telly to help you relax
Fucking Margarita and her sister Malibu.
I always side eye Malibu drinkers. It’s like suntan lotion.
Total removed just ruining nights now I’m in that stupid state where I’m tired as hell but I can’t sleep either
Praying for you!
My dad plays those site inspection videos on YouTube on the TV and if I hear the word non-compliant again, I will explode.
Look at this. Just look at this mate. What a - what a joke mate, what do you call this? Where is the VBA? Where is the VBA??
I’m telling you guys this is just unbelievable. Unbelievable. What a shemozzle
See, if I watched those I’d get way too wound up and definitely not go to sleep 😂
10/10 🤣
good from far but far from good