The two types of women, conventionally attractive trad wife and lesbian.

Please make Spider-Man gay it would be the funniest shit ever

Shaun’s video on the dumbass Stellar Blade drama from Twitter made me realize that a bunch of people have brianworms that stem from the fact that they feel a desperate need to have the entire universe revolve around them.

The horny men that make these types of posts complaining about the lack of video game women to jack off to are angry because they don’t want to acknowledge that horny losers aren’t the only type of people that games are marketed towards, because, at the end of the day, their problems come down to the fact that they are disturbed by the mere idea that they and people like them are not the only types of people who exist.

Maybe if we locked these people in a capsule by themselves and shot them into space, they would be happy because they would finally be provided a reality where, in a sense, they are the only living beings, where they could finally be as lonely as they’ve always wanted to be.

Tell a :freeze-gamer: that pandering is subject to Capitalist Supply and Demand, and they must compete in the marketplace of ideas harder if they want more :chicken-bop:

…then sit back and watch their brain leak out their ears as they try to hold the contradiction in their head.

Just like how Ulysses used to frame it, the male G*mer brain isn’t happy with a woman in their game unless it’s a scantly clad waifu pandering to them by calling them senpai.

I thought Aloy was volcel

But if you are a cishet man, playing as a lesbian allows you to flirt with women in dialogue options