take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmy.caaboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworld@lemmy.world
arrow-up1115arrow-down1external-linkGrocery prices set to rise as soil becomes "unproductive"www.newsweek.comtake_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmy.caaboringdystopia@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldworld@lemmy.world
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 month agook but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoNo, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
minus-squareCarmineCatboy2 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoi hereby charge this man with terrorism
ok but can his farm grow 10 million tomatoes that taste like plastic?
No, it can grow a few hundred tomatoes that taste fucking delicious instead!
i hereby charge this man with terrorism