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minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 month ago“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.” “Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?” “Deez nuts.” Phone hangs up
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoTomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
“Help I’d like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He’s nuts.”
“Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?”
“Deez nuts.”
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000