- 403.7 hours in PUBG: Battlegrounds
- 254.7 hours in Terraria
- 213.8 hours in Rocket League
- 172.6 hours in Civilization 6
- 136.6 hours in Don’t Starve
- 60.1 hours in Stardew Valley
- 51.5 hours in Halo Infinite
- 27.4 hours in Among Us
- 18.1 hours in Fez
- 10.7 hours in Civilization 5
- 8.8 hours in Superhot
- 8.5 hours in Mr.President! (a game that depicts absurdist assassination attempts)
- 4.7 hours in Undertale
Of all the explanations for “why he made such huge blunders now despite being competent before” I think this is the most likely. He saw the media circus, saw his 5 minutes of fame and tried to cash in, not realising that this makes him look like a dipshit instead of a hero.
Personally I think this guy is probably a patsy or scapegoat the NYPD picked up to make it look like they’re doing something after this made them a laughing stock. It’ll probably be revealed in 6-12 months when this finally goes to trial that there is 0 evidence this guy did it and the cops actually had no leads at all.
the funniest outcome yet also very realistic