My birthday is this month and I’d like to do something for it, but all my friends abandoned me when I got sick, I’ve got no-one to hang out with. It’s cold outside and I’m recovering from a stroke and still have trouble walking, so I’d need to do something in my own home. It also needs to be free as I have no income at all, so things like renting a film off amazon or whatever are off limits.

Any suggestions? Years ago I would have celebrated with some magic mushrooms but aside from the financial aspect, I don’t even know who to get them off any more. I’m totally out of ideas. Just something that will make the day feel a bit special and different from every other day.