cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
MUST BE UNIFIED
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.
Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons
Tarheel here…nuh uh!
Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There’s Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it’s full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you’ll find Seymour Johnson AFB.
As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas.”
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
The only seasons in California are sun and fire.
Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.
California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
Damned close! Cut off the Florida panhandle and include it with AL and GA and you’re golden down South!
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s halfway there.
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.
Any opportunity to make fun of Maranhão is an opportunity given to me by god.
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Long live the glorious republic of the United States of Piauí!
Nobody even remembers Tocantins. Maybe some very old goianos.
The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!
I’ll have you know I’ve never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They’ve always asked for it first.
