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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Breathing is gay

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Breathing is gay

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Think about it. Females breathe, females like to kiss dudes, therefore gay.

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I went through an anti-gay version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis to breathe through my carapace instead of my mouth thereby ungaying myself of any links to feminine breathing

Checkmate, feminists
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