Yeah I know you don’t feel like you’re tired and I get it, but this is one of those times where I have to pull out the boring “adult card” and say that we usually go to bed around this time and that’s because if we don’t we’ll be tired tomorrow. Then we’ll just be really cranky and we’ll end up fighting and I don’t want to fight you, I’d rather have fun. Do you want to be cranky and fight?
Alright I will “go” to “bed” but I’ll make sure you’re fully aware of my displeasure with the situation the whole time. (will actually get really into, then fall asleep during the bedtime story)
Have you considered that I don’t wanna?
Yeah I know you don’t feel like you’re tired and I get it, but this is one of those times where I have to pull out the boring “adult card” and say that we usually go to bed around this time and that’s because if we don’t we’ll be tired tomorrow. Then we’ll just be really cranky and we’ll end up fighting and I don’t want to fight you, I’d rather have fun. Do you want to be cranky and fight?
Alright I will “go” to “bed” but I’ll make sure you’re fully aware of my displeasure with the situation the whole time. (will actually get really into, then fall asleep during the bedtime story)
fell for the classic blunder